What makes a white van man
How do you identify the main criteria to obtaining recognition as a ‘white van man’? The obvious one is to own a white van but even this could still preclude you from this exclusive club. What follows is a list of experiences that to me would guarantee acceptance for anyone into the ’special club’.
Complete disregard for other road users
Now, this is vitally important if you wish to become a member of this club. It can’t be a small bending of the rules here or there, or minor irregularities with the highway code. Total anarchy is necessary or nothing! If you are going down a narrow road, to quote an example, you cannot somply let another approaching vehicle go safely by you. If it is possible you have to force the other vehicle to stop for you, or better still, completely run the other person off the road. if you can adhieve this without caring at all, then you are a larger step closer to your goal.
Dominate your steet with your vehicle
The councils in most towns and cities have awoken to the idea that there is lots of money to be made by parking enforcement. Now that the parking space outside your house is premium real estate, the permit doesn’t even guarantee slotting your car anywhere near to where your live. So where does our ‘white van man’ slot into all of this? Our man must have more than one car, and park his white van in the street, probably taking up more space than four cars. If you can do this and not care about the neighbours, then you will definitely earn your stripes!
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